I’m not a gun person, but those seem pretty simple enough and I see no reason why they couldn’t be followed 100% of the time. In fact, if one truly appreciates the deadly nature of guns, they seem like common sense. Even more so if using a gun is part of your job. One needn’t be a robot to follow them.

Looking at the photo with the high neck collar and brooch thingy, he’s also maybe thinking he can get down with Karl Lagerfeld. But judging from Karl’s past male muses/traveling companions, Jared’s probably not his type.

Somebody needs to explain to him, “Hey, not everybody can be Iris Apfel..”

Imagine the plastic surgery disaster that will be a 40-year-old Kylie Jenner. (shudder)

Why is he doing a “prison pose”?

Umm...no. Talkin’ outcher ass there, bub. As all the other replies to your comment have correctly pointed out.

Thanks to the kinja “deals” page, I found a great little external battery and will never (well, probably never) have to witness such a scene.

Here ya go Donald, me boy! Have a gaze at these! (Couldn’t help but think of The Love Guru. Yes, it is a dreadful movie.)

J.Lo? Lying about her age? Well, if the late Robert Schimmel is to be believed, she’s human garbage, so I wouldn’t be surprised.

J.Lo? Lying about her age? Well, if the late Robert Schimmel is to be believed, she IS human garbage, so I wouldn’t be surprised.

A desire for equal treatment under the law shouldn’t be the stuff of dreams. First, nobody has ever classified the Manson murders as serial killings. Serial killers are an entirely different phenomenon. Van Houten stabbed Mrs. LaBianca. She was not present at the Tate murders. So how does that make her a serial…

Unless you were a huge music fan and record store nerd like me, who went to my local indy every Tuesday to get new releases. I definitely got Appetite the day it was released. Three years later I was working in that store.

EXCEPT California paroles murderers every year, and after having served a lot less time. The difference is those paroled murderers weren’t made famous and so nobody in the world at large know who they are. Manson’s and Van Houten’s NOTORIETY is keeping her in prison, not her deeds.

I have long admired Britney’s legs.