das racist!

>what a joke

now ship it!
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i'm pretty sure the rule of three is that it doesn't get funny until you have three.

oh zutara

every time i flip through the channels, i get super excited to see face/off, and i'm always disappointed that it's the game show for make-up artists. every time.

that's how i feel about tyra banks - she always seems to think she's getting away with it. "no one can tell how stupid all of this is! i've fooled them all!"

i thought his "creating a super PAC" segments were practically journalism.

compassion makes me think of "superpowers"

oh god - he doesn't know. i'm so sorry, @avclub-28a30334d3207129dac9517b1e9d7058:disqus, i don't know how to tell you this…

his steve jobs was pretty funny

does she rely on the kindness of strangers?

So Random, less so.

you're right!

MAHvelous!

i'll miss him, but from this interview, he really doesn't need his stephen colbert character.

…use it in a sentence.

there's a lot to unpack here. my personal favorites: the unironic and constant use of scare quotes, the appeal to save the children, and the sudden reversal on neocons (what a difference a decade makes, huh?).

we only shared a common ancestor!

is this christmas music?