because hipsters didn't exist before 2000?

time?

i thought it was pretty funny

was likability really his problem?

god help me. i can't help but be completely enamored of yukiko.

i used to draw goofy 60s-style spider-man valentines cards, thinking it was the most original and clever shit ever.

spirited away isn't terrible, it's just one of his lesser works.

that phrase usually means, "i want to sound ______, but please refrain from calling me out on it."

conor oberst?

MY WIFE

The wife character that doesn't care if her husband is doing illegal things, so long as the money keeps rolling in? Yeah, I like her (not at all).

aren't they?

how is this any different from what you do?

OH!

You thought being slightly shorter than average was the ultimate advantage.

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yeah, capote was in the last round of removals. i'm just mad at myself.

i don't want to defend GWB, but calling him an idiot is too simplistic, too EASY. i think people, especially in retrospect, want to think of him as an idiot who simply didn't understand what was going on.

they added a new suffix to the netflix domain so that the names of movies that can't be streamed still show up in google searches

rich dicks is about how their money insulates them from consequences.