I’m honestly not sure what you said there, but I really enjoyed it.

Look, I love Canada. They’re awesome. That being said, it’s not like they don’t have electoral issues from time to time.

Lifelong Tribe fan here. I wore a Chief Wahoo hat from ~1995 to a CLE-MIN game at Target Field last year. While waiting in line to get my ticket scanned, a Native American with a sign that said “MY HERITAGE IS NOT YOUR MASCOT” rolled up on me without a word, but a look that said “Dude, seriously?”

At this point the Colts should probably just tank the season and hope they finally get lucky enough to find a franchise quarterback in the draft.

Came here for this, however, I will politely disagree with Nashville being awful. As for the rest of your statement... Carry on.

My point, though, is that most of the people I have ever known who I suspect would have failed this test, were dealing (or not dealing) with something internal that was beyond their control—whether it be chronic depression, bipolar disorder, etc. I mean, I’m sure there are plenty of so-called “toxic” people who don’t…

What about people suffering from mental illness or some other brain disorder? Fuck ‘em?

I think there’s always a danger with this kind of ready-reckoning selection - as if three is some magic number - hides a lot of the complexity of life. Even with the ‘exception’ disclaimer, there are people, friends, family, acquaintances where 3 is not the right number. It oversimplifies life which is not just a case…

It’s because of the delayed penalty. That happens when the team that will be on the power play still has possession of the puck. Once the puck is touched by anyone on the team that committed the penalty, play stops, so for the other team, pulling the goalie is the right thing to do since it rarely turns out…

I first scored on myself at 12, and continue to do so whenever possible.

Anyone that’s driving in Chicago and swings open their car doors is just asking for trouble. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve been driving and have almost taken off someone’s door because they swung it open into my lane. Be very aware of your surroundings before you exit your car.

I’ll be honest. I thought the “Dutch Reach” was going to be...something else. But this is good too!

In all honestly, water can splash on the lenses of your sunglasses making it harder to see what’s going on. Also, can you imagine how hard it would be to come home and say, “Yeah, today was just awful at work. Gary got his arm bit off by this super strong shark, AND I lost my hat and sunglasses. I loved that hat and…

“Wow, what a series for Clayton Kershaw: 2 wins and a save!” (Note: he only had 1 win)

Aw man let poor Ken be. He doesn’t deserve this. It’s all fun and games till Thiel comes after your ass on bone’s behalf. And then you know what happens? No rice cooker

And in related news, both the Chargers and Broncos are wearing matching pj’s for their sleep over tonight.

It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

Now, that’s not fair to say we don’t have anyone like that! How can you forget Canada’s Swiss Army Knife, Rod Black!??! That man is fully capable of covering all sports with the exact same level of mediocrity, from coast to coast.

FEEL BETTER NOW, DOUCHEBAG?

It’s not easy to become the most obnoxious team in a division with both the Yankees and Red Sox, but the Blue Jays are certainly trying their hardest. Good for them.