But, like, cohesive and attractive.

That would result in a divide by zero error... 

I went on the internet and I found this

Wow that ride took a real toll on the guy.

Damn, I see my slightly-too-big tube of toothpaste didn’t make the list this year.

I used to do a 30-mile commute that was a perennial top 10 contender for America’s most congested freeways, then across the Bay Bridge into and through San Francisco. This didn’t involve any jumps, burnouts, Scandinavian Flicks, cargo overloads, or even speeding... but it’s probably the worst thing I’ve ever done to a…

He’d probably be in trouble for the things he’d be doing with it, though.

Firetruck version

I once pulled a shrub out of the ground with my E30.

Yup, you nailed it; Lumber in the S2000.
If you wedge the board into the passenger footwell and fasten the seatbelt, you can carry 12ft 2x6's and have a million thumbs-up on the way home from the lumber yard.

“Dig deeper next time.”

I drove my friends BMW and used the turn signals.

I rented an all black Suburban, got friends and dressed in tactical gear, then robbed a drug dealer.

I keep a mental chart of which rental cars still offer real handbrakes and allow you to fully disable stability control.

This is the car! Actually, it could be a Malibu, but the same difference. I had to drive one of those for a few weeks as a loaner. The first day I got it, I drove it to work 1/2 hour away, and took a bus home. I didn’t think anything of it till my then girlfriend asked me where the car was. It left absolutely no…

Mesh

LED/HID headlights are great, in clear weather.

You know what else is good for safety? Not cutting across lanes for a last-second exit.

I will never forgive GM for what it did to Saab. At a time when GM was still flush with cash, they could have trusted their new acquisition to come up with something great. Instead, they killed Saab’s identity with shared platform blandness that no one really wanted. Then, they made it worse with poor marketing and a…

Local Jeepers have surely discovered the rock by now.