There’s a three-quarter-million-mile Mustang out there, but the Ford museum doesn’t want it: They don’t dare let the owner just drive it right onto the museum floor past a cheering crowd of people.

Uh, scroll back up, re-read the article, then come back and try again. This is “boring dream car,” not “dream car.”

Boring dream car.

Pro: never worry about traffic.
Con: 35 feet/day top speed, subject to subsurface conditions.

Snakes are OK. If I opened the hood and found one of those monster Australian spiders though...there would be a lot of fire.

I can get another auto journalist really drunk and stuff them in the back seat. Will that work?

I too, store my 80s Datsuns in a shelter.

am I getting old or are you really young?

“when I was 3" “2004 ish Ford Explorer”

Thank you kind sir. Hopefully my recent project will also be approved.

Lol, I missed this one somehow, thanks!

I want to drive to Seattle with Natalie Portman.

Its the rules of the world record

Here in Maryland no autoparts store that I’ve found will take used oil filters, so I’ve been putting them in the trash. Oil/ATF/brake fluid, no problem. Last time I dropped off used oil at Autozone I saw a 55 gallon drum labeled “Used Oil Filters Only” next to the oil dropoff. I asked the staff on the way out if they…

“Dirty dick beaters”

Why is no one reporting that they beat the 0-400-0 record again? In the lower video it shows them doing it in 33 seconds! Cutting 3 seconds off their last time

And you’ll never guess where (until recently) that stuff ended up.

It does give new meaning to the words “track light”, doesn’t it?

I love the track light.

They also make lovely light fixtures.

Alternatively, you can turn your oil filters into a slightly unsafe beer mug. Bonus style points on account of sitting at the cool kids table and running a grinder without the safety guard.