This just makes me realize how shitty I am an panning shots. Goddamn...

shhh

Invested in sharks with lazer beams attached to their fricken heads.

As another 6'5" man, I say violent protest is needed. The last time I was on a plane, I saw them take an armrest off to accommodate a fat lady. I asked the flight attendant to remove the seat in front of me while she was at it. Got a dirty look

I don’t know if there’s any political will behind it. Those dumb whitehouse.gov petitions don’t do shit. We basically need to pull a Tea Party and run, then elect, gearheads to Congress on this platform.

Regardless of whether or not this car is actually legal, I have to ask... Why hasn’t Jalopnik and its community put together some sort of campaign to try to get rid of this stupid import law?

2 am in Florida, Feds including ICE agents quietly line up outside a quiet, unassuming white import shop. They place chains on the large overhead door which are firmly attached to the back of an acquired MRAP. With a solid tug and wail from the diesel powered behemoth, it rips the entire door and parts of the wall…

These cars belong to German racer Roald Goethe. rofgocollection.com

Somehow I’m not ashamed we wrote (almost) the exact same comment, except I went with the F1. And I forgot the shop towels... dammit.

If you don’t think I’d be willing to jack off in a McLaren P1 on a bi weekly basis in front of people then this is going to be a very bad deal for someone else.

Bring shop towels.

Autopilot is for the boring stuff. Driving the car yourself is for the fun stuff.

Why do you care about other people’s refrigerators?

Oh dear. I’m busy right now, but I’d like to come back to give both Jason and Toyota a lesson on conditional probabilities, risk ratios, and observational science.

I Believe in Camry Dent

By George, I think he’s got it!

Much better idea!!!!

Now that Univision is buying Jalopnik’s parent company, Orlove is slowly warming us up to the idea that there will be more lowrider & SLAB content.

Problem is that tracks are too rare.