No big deal.

EPA: We’ll get to the lead poisoned water in Flint right after we crush these cars.

Touring cars… Volvo… Wagon… You know you want this!

The Lola’s were a bit hairy this year

Especially a nearly 20 year old R1. Sure, it’s pretty far from stock, but couple that with an amateur that looks like he nearly doubles the weight of the bike, and it’s not surprising how poor it does.

That’s not surprising at all. I think the motorcycle guy would have done better if he’d gone on a little diet though. Couldn’t they have found someone better than what sounds like an overweight amateur?

We’ve had musical roads for years. Every spring, the roads sound like some European thrash metal band as you drive over.

What a lovely way to start the week! I haz a happy! Thank you, Patrick!

So they’d done this... let see ‘em get real advanced and ‘encode’ some voice into those grooves and warn folks that the highway splits or ends ahead.... or to wake the hell up, you’re on the rumble strips.

Oh, I bet we can do good and still make SOME fun of each other.

Proposed Jalopnik crime division: Jacopnik

Well, we know it’ll have a lot of downforce.

Concept rendering shown.

The Cal Poly Formula Student car weighs less than 400 lbs with about 50 HP. Thing is a rocket ship.

Wayyyyy better photos here:

The ridges at the bottom & roundness of the lens makes me think of a 2006+ Mitsubishi Eclipse. It looks like there’s more headlight missing to the left. Here’s some of my pictures of the lens.

You mean like this?

I think we can do that, and you can keep your balls.

Mate Rimac’s recent Stanford talk is really worth a watch.

Don’t forget about the soccer mom’s Merc. Mom and dad bought one almost exactly like this in 77. I had it until 2003 when the wife said to get rid of it....