Ryen with an ‘e’?

So if he was ahead of the ball there, he would’ve been offside?

Amen

DENMAKR is a dating app that describes itself as being “for Bob Villa types.”

or like US President (1841-1845) John Tyler’s (b. 1790) grandsons still alive today. I still cant wrap my brain around that one.

Chase goes hard to the hole just like his old man, MILF.

Richmond is likely to close 6 schools and still needs millions in support, but at least, for two glorious weeks, the entire city unites to completely ignore the Redskins. And if you are ever passing through my city on 95, tune into the local radio. You’ll hear spirited debate on building a new minor league baseball…

Royal envisions the stadium as part of a wider citywide revitalization that will also include building the state’s largest bootstrap factory.

No evolved humor here, just an outdated mental registry of hall-of-famers. Thanks for disabusing me of my ignorance!

If you don’t like it, go somewhere else.

“Not so tough when you’re outside your cars, are ya?”

Yet another reason to despise the New England Scoundrels

There are III, maybe IV key qualities Harvard is looking for.

Also, the lemon tree was haunted.

No one is saying he isn’t allowed to do this. We’re saying it’s fucking stupid.

If only there was some kind of illegal radio station that ECU could employ...

I HATE having to buy a new vacuum every year or two!