Oh my god, y'all. Donald Trump IS Pat Mustard!!! Prove me wrong! Shut up, you can't! I've cracked this thing wide open!

I saw a portrait of him at the Tate. His nose was big, like a pickle. Yet he still received compensation.

So true. *Sigh* So true.

Did the PowerPoint include a picture of him with his bike? What about WITHOUT his bike?

Heyyyoooo!!!

McCloud?

Nashville native here. We LOVE ol' Ferlin at the honkey tonks.

You tossed the warm pickles, which are key to the whole operation. Before you chuck the whole idea, I would try it once more with pickles.

Pinkie up, yo.

Sam the Eagle and Ron Swanson are kindred spirits, secret albums and all.

So no one is going to stand up for dill potato chips? No one?!?!

We're gonna have to go to the flowchart for this…

The Last Liebender.

Mmm…I'll allow it, but watch yourself, McCoy! -john mulaney