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Unless Meryl Streep literally lives in an ivory tower and descends only for film roles, her statement is total BS. Everyone knew. She may not have personally experienced it, I definitely didn’t, but everyone knew about it. Worst kept secret in the industry.

The three older kids are a bunch of idiots.

My favorite part of this story is how these Jr. and Ivanka, these titans of industry, were put in charge of developing a condo complex named “Trump SoHo,” which they proceeded to locate outside of SoHo in a place not zoned for residential use, meaning it had to be labeled a “hotel/condo,” selling literal HOTEL ROOMS

One morning, too late for rush hour but too early for everyone to be up and about, I was in a café having breakfast. I looked around and realized that by pure coincidence every other person there was a woman. I don’t know if anyone else noticed: there were no secret sisterhood handshakes or any acknowledgement. But I

Also, Jared just got fined for being late again with his financial disclosures. Which he has amended forty-odd times since first filing. Because Whoops! Forgot to mention that $75 million of Russian/Chinese/Middle Eastern backing for that project! Busy man has trouble with details!

If it’s true about Mueller trying to find out the limits of a presidential pardon, he found something really big.

Felony charges for Dollar Store Eva Peron? TALK DIRTY TO ME.

The BBC reports that forensics have revealed stab wounds on Wall’s torso, and images on Madsen’s computer of women being tortured and murdered.

Shannon Sharpe is my favorite uncle! I LOVE THAT GUY!

I appreciated “barbershop chapter of the American Cancer Society” more

See, you said “spontaneous Negrocity” and I had to stop. Sir. SIR!

I’m going to keep saying this until it happens: Shannon Sharpe deserves his own show.

When a grown ass Black man or Black woman says, “Hold on, first of all”, twice in a row at that, you about to be told something that should not have to be explained to you to begin with. Nucca.

Romeos y Julietas and a shityyy mix of fountain sodas with bourbon were my go-to day drinking items in college. If you made a poor mans bourbon sour (pink lemonade and mt dew, with bourbon) it paired nicely with a Julieta.

Also known as one of the best fucking smells on Earth, and cause to constantly remind me of my grandfather smoking Half n Half out of his pipe when I was a 5y/o.

Shannon is the best talking head on TV and he should be the ONLY talking head on Network tv after whiteness runs amok and murders 58 (and counting).

Yeah let me tell you. It takes a lot of manipulation to get a person to the point where a dude can throw away all her birth control pills while a friend films it and then she can have his baby. Just based on this interview, he’s been pushing her boundaries and testing her limits since they first starting dated.

A week ago or so, his dog went missing and Jon Favreau’s (from Pod Save America) wife found him and brought him back? So, my guess is he’s still cuddling his dog.

Oops!! I didn’t mean to make you angry before morning coffee. In order to atone, here is a picture of my pets together on a couch.

Wow. Aucoin’s parents.