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Please don’t insult Off-Broadway — you have to be a very good actor even to get an audition for a bonafide Off-Broadway contract show. If you mean “Off-off-Broadway,” indiscriminate stuff in storefront theaters, then maybe. But a lot of good actors work there, too. DJTJ resembles way too many talentless guys who take

The Trump boys look like a failed cloning experiment done in jars that someone didn’t sanitize properly.

He looks like a half-bit stage actor who did a shit ton of Off-Broadway and somehow nabbed an audition for “American Psycho” but lost it to Christian Bale and has been throwing footballs out of his daddy’s trailer ever since.

Okay, Casey. Thanks.

This whole story was so blatantly ridiculous that I was surprised it wasn’t an email forward from my mother

It’s not a rumor, she cheated on her ex husband Scott foley with Michael Vartan, and then cheated on vartan with Ben affleck, who was engaged to jlo at the time.

I genuinely like the Duff sisters and find myself enjoying Haylie Duff’s cooking show more than I’d like to admit. I also like Sutton Foster; once she gave me a hug and took a pic with me after Thoroughly Modern Millie.

Jennifer Garner used her best baby-talk voice to scold Lindsey about how she should use Capital One miles when she flies to see Ben.

This is hilarious.

I know this is not SNS but since I’m in Europe I always miss those and I got really great news today that I want to share! I work in academia and recently I’ve really been wanting to get into research journalism, but it’s not so easy to break into the good publications (‘duh’ - Every Writer Ever). Well, last week I

Even though Beyonce was young when she met Jay Z, nearly every woman has a story about a guy who treated her like shit and then he magically had this calling to be a better person when she walked out the door. It ain’t new. It ain’t innovative. It ain’t unique.

If there’s anyone who can be forgiven for not being willing/able to conform the the norms of monogamous relationships it’s a, to put it charitably, unconventional-looking former drug dealer who, through grit, talent and inordinate luck, transformed himself into one of the most important media

Wait a minute. I heard that those homes on HGTV are pre-picked by the couples and they just pretend to choose them for the show so what is the truth?

Wait, he and Mila share a cousin?

Well that’s a Sophie’s choice for anyone. Shiplap or shitfaced? Pick your poison.

Oh good god. You bought a $200k home and are complaining about the neighborhood. I live in West Oakland which is both 10x more expensive and 10x more dangerous, and my apartment hasn’t been renovated since roughly 1963, let alone by an experienced designer and builder. Deal with it.

None of us have Tidal. We don’t know the answer to that.

I took it more like he was surprised that he literally felt the pull of not wanting her to leave and couldn’t believe how emotional he was over it - because before B he just looked at women as I don’t know what.

That’s absolutely revenge porn. He should face charges. End of story.