“...OK, good point.”

Her expression here is exactly why no one sees her as sexy. She looks like a kindergartener who’s really pleased she got to wear her party dress for picture day!

lol, oh Rachel, I love your stuff: “I mean, what even are adjectives, really?” 

Yeah, Kendall is very pretty but she always seems wooden and sexless to me.

Don’t be going and giving that asshat any ideas. You know what he does with ideas.

That’s like medieval or some shit.

Testino, who clearly understands Jenner better than I do, suggested that her photo shoots may be less “sexual” because others regard her as a high-fashion model.

Testino, who clearly understands Jenner better than I do, suggested that her photo shoots may be less “sexual” because others regard her as a high-fashion model.

Trumps, Hiltons and Kardashians are proof there is no god and the universe hates decent people.

Wait. Hunter Daily Salomon is Rick Salomon’s daughter. Conrad Hilton is Paris Hilton’s brother. Rick and Paris made the sex tape...and then her little brother dated his daughter? I know that’s not incest, but....ugh.

The Hilton siblings are the Democratic Party’s best argument for a massive increase in the inheritance tax, up to and including an outright confiscatory marginal rate (80% or higher) for amounts above, say, $50 million per heir.

A girl who was seemingly conceived, incubated, hatched, trained, conditioned and indoctrinated to be an object of sexual desire as the sole purpose of her existence and her only contribution to society is saying that she doesn’t get to be objectified enough? Do I have the right read on this one?

“I love going, like, sexual,”

It’s evil because, in most cases, it’s ego. They want the right to say they’re smarter and more virtuous than anyone else. They want to get to be better than the “sheeple.” Sometimes it strays into Munchausen by Proxy territory. I remember a naturopath, Heather Dexter, talking about how incredibly sick her children…

The blood of any child who has died in the last few decades of measles is on Andrew Wakefield’s hands. How he’s not in prison is beyond me. He should be serving multiple life sentences. Were criminal charges ever made against him?

Well, I want one. Who do I call? I can scrape together the $30,000 if I must, but maybe I can get a sponsor.

These trash asses are affected by flights and shitty airlines, but won’t ever have to worry about racial profiling or being targeted by police. So why bother fixing a problem they’ll never have?

Where are all my crazy chicks at?