I tried a daily multivitamin once, 20 minutes later I vomited out my dinner in a solid state. I thought I was going to choke to death on it. It was like pooping out my throat. I will never take a multivitamin ever again.

It’s worth remembering that the “Secretary of Defense” was the “Secretary of War” from 1789-1947.

Hank Green once said something about how before the ACA, he went to literally every insurance provider in his state, and every single one denied him coverage because of his ulcerative colitis. Every. Single. One.

Give up more iPhones, then! Why does Chaffetz have to do all the thinking around here? He’s a busy guy!

I sleep pretty good at night.

As somebody who was able to get life-altering surgery to fix an injured hip thanks to ACA making sure pre-existing conditions were covered: screw you, Jason.

She killed her daughter, whether it was negligence or intentional. And she sleeps “pretty good at night” with the knowledge that her daughter is dead. Wow.

You should have turned in that fancy OBAMAPHONE for a good pair of boots with some straps on them! That’s the only way you get ahead in life!

At the time I signed up for Obamacare, I had an iPhone. It was an older model, and it was my ONLY way to communicate with people, find and apply for jobs, and keep up with the news. I couldn’t afford internet at home. Fuck you Chaffetz. Fuck you.

The GOP’s casual indifference and outright cruelty toward people in less fortunate circumstances (the Poors) is only outstripped by their physical ugliness.

$600,000. Six-hundred thousand dollars. That’s how much it cost my uninsured then-future-husband when he was run over by a truck and spent two months in the trauma ICU. The driver that caused the accident was only insured up to $250,000.

ALSO THE 12 POOR PEOPLE WHO WIN THE LOTTERY EACH YEAR NEED TO GET THE FUCK OFF MEDICAID ASAP AND ALSO PAY BACK MONEY

I get furious every time I see that rat-faced Bucky Beaver looking mother fucker. God damn, he’s worthless, and he fucking knows it.

Or to put it another way,

Chaffetz talks about low-income Americans like they are bratty 10-year-old suburban teens addicted to playing Candy Crush, which I guess explains a lot about why this plan is so bad for them.

I’m so tired of reading this “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” shit. Investing a few hundred dollars is going to make up for the $8,000 it costs for the uninsured to give birth to a healthy baby in a hospital?

He’s good enough, he’s smart enough, and doggonnit, he’ll fuck up a traitor bad.

Speaking of comedy writers, John Oliver describing Sessions as “the unfortunate result of Dobby the House Elf’s one-night stand with a Confederate flag” was gold.

It will be a glorious day when we can attribute a former comedy writer with taking down the WORST and most despotic President we’ve seen in a modern era.

While it seems true that hewas being tapped, the Obama connection is made up. And by whom? Why, the usual suspects, natch’: