Rep. Chris Collins, who sits on the Energy Committee, told the news outlet that “unfortunately,” the bill might have to be voted on before the CBO gets to see it.

Has anyone checked the Chamber of Secrets? I feel like there may be some shady shit going down in there.

What did you guys discuss? Theatre?

See, the irony is that ACA was originally a GOP plan that was put into effect in Massachusetts by.... Mitt Romney.

Let’s start the rumor that it’s in a bag on the Hill but we’ll put poop in the bag and light it on fire and then they’ll get poop on their shoes trying to save the bill, those stinking republitwats.

Uhh, call me crazy, but WHY THE FUCK you not want the CBO to crunch the numbers on your bill before you vote on it? That’s insane. Not metaphorically insane. Literally insane. Crazy pants.

I described Sessions that way in Slack last night but I will maintain that BOTH of them look like cookie elves if cookie elves were terrible

Voting on a bill without the Budget Office getting to see it sounds like exactly what a party of fiscal responsibility would do.

He’s lost in committee.

(Ugh, I hate that I am about to defend Rand Paul) At least someone within the GOP is putting some pressure on them to come up with a plan? I mean, they bitched about Obamacare for nearly a decade, apparently without bothering to even got down some bullet points on a napkin for what they would do. I don’t want…

Has anybody checked to see whether it’s just sitting there on Capitol Hill?

It’s so funny how cis folk can oppress, harass, and murder trans folk but when a trans person succeeds despite this we have the fucking nerve to call him the cheater.

Here’s a wonderful look at Paul Ryan’s commitment to country over party! /s

Normally, we gauge presidencies by the apparent physical toll they’ve taken on presidents themselves over the course of four or eight years. I’m certainly gauging this one by the emotional toll it’s taken on me in mere weeks.

2017, the year it became clear the republicans care about party over country. Never ever ever ever EVER again, can they claim they are “patriotic” without bursting into flames.

That can’t be right. It’s been at least 8 years, at least, hasn’t it?

That little racist shit is going down. I love how the intelligence is leaking out at opportune times. Trump has to be PISSED that he finally got some positive press and then the Sessions story dropped.

Shit, The Drumpf administration has talked to more Russians than Putin has, and he lives in Moscow. It’s so fucking sad how no Republicans have the balls to stand up and do what’s right. You would think that an ego of some GOP senator would step up to think he can do better than Drumpf.

I have such a soft spot for Henry Gibson that I have to intellectualize my hate for Sessions, because when I look at him I just think he’s adorable.