Always remember: Bad schools make future Republicans! If don’t bother to teach kids how to think, they won’t bother to learn. This locks in your base for the next generation.

Wut? I think the issue here is that some men walk proudly next to their partner. Why are you reading in a lot of nonsense of “walk her in” ‘coddling” “help from a man” etc?

It isn’t that she is too delicate to climb the steps. It is just basic manners to wait for everyone in the party. Michelle waited for her, not out of chivalry, but kindness.

You can do both. Respect is not hard to understand.

It’s not a question of capability or chivalry. It’s a question of having the most basic, fundamental level of respect for another human being who he is (allegedly) at least fond of, if not in love with.

BUT SHE WANTED CHILDREN TO EAT BETTER AND GET MORE EXERCISE! What kind of monster wants THAT?

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

First ladies have often served to promote style and oftentimes their fashion, decorating, or diet choices have triggered big sales for designers or for nutritional movements. Jackie Kennedy (style and culture) Lady Bird Johnson (environmentalism) and Betty Ford (wellness) all come to mind. But not one ever cashed in…

And lo did Barack return upon a celestial kite board to lead them to freedom.

Daily fucking reminder:

I feel like this flatters Bannon.

We heard you the first time, Malia. Now get off the internet. signed, Mom.

...while they conveniently forget that Trump went golfing and going to a Versailles-themed ball this past weekend.

^^^ Tone policing, a hint of false equivalency....TROLLLLLLL

If I could hang out with a billionaire who owned a private island, probably has a pretty good wine cellar, and could get me a ticket for a ride into space, I would.

If I were the Obamas I’d post nothing, but pictures of me chilling for the next four years.

The inevitable conservative freakout that Obama is having fun and not lookig presidential comes in 3...2...1...

I’m sure he’ll be crushed when he finds out he doesn’t have your support.