Voldemort talked about people being killed, which scared the hell out of Florida residents until they realized he was talking about the hurricane.
So here’s the thing. If Limbaugh and Drudge can get their audience to ignore Hurricane Matthew as a hoax, won’t there be less of them? Find me the downside.
Tough love doesn’t work on my 2nd grader. It sure won’t work on Florida Man.
or is it?
From what I’ve heard, he actually blows pretty well.
and gold is tanking at the same time #makesyouthink
I think he’s just upset that there’s a Matthew in Florida who blows worse than he does.
Wait is she 9? Because I really though Dabbing had been relegated to the fourth and fifth graders of the world. My daughter does it about 16 times a day until I gently touch her shoulder and say “you’re done.”
If only global warming would take Republicans. Seriously.
Story is obviously false. In 2003, there were no french fries. Only freedom fries. Because of all the terrorism that happened under Obama and Hillary’s watch. Or something.
You are wrong. Just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong. There is nothing that approaches the deliciousness of a fresh cut french fry.
It’s almost as though he lacks all discernible semblance of forethought.
Ain’t nobody ever gonna accuse Donald Trump of thinking through the implications of literally anything he says, for even a second.
Always fries truthers.
I had a friend who was SOOO PICKY. Complained all the time, He would bitch about 5's falling from the sky, and complain they were not 20's. His food intake is super picky. His fries at Arby’s once were too fresh and hot, so he sent them back because of that. UGH. glad that is done.
Trump: “Ore... Ida?”
Aide: No, sir. It’s “Ne-VA-da”.
If you send things back multiple times at your OWN restaurant it gives the people you’re with the impression that the food is not good. The very people you are trying to impress.
Who the fuck is such an asshole that he sends back fries?