Wait... what. Is this a pro Hitler stance vis a vis an MLK quote?

dresses made from curtains because Sherman burnt your stuff down

Nothing says “I’m rational and sober” like wearing sunglasses indoors.

Jeezus. I literally jumped back in my chair.

RESPECT MY FLAG-THORI-TAI !

Will you please please quit being rational? Have you forgotten - this is the Internet? Next you’ll start saying that we should have a social safety net or something and you know that that leads to - rampant school busing, cats and dogs living together....

Couldn’t agree more. The American flag and national anthem stands for all those people who died at Normandy or Tripoli so that Ben Roethlisberger could play football.

All these arguments are premised on the idea that providing McDonald’s employees with the ability to pay rent and feed their families is outweighed by the accompanying ten-cent increase in the price of Big Macs for the rest of us.

I feel so sorry for her. Let me play her a song on a this tiny violin:-

“I’m the worst person in the world!” prankster declares to New Yorkers.

Christie argued more employees would be replaced by automated kiosks at small businesses if the state continues to hike its minimum wage.

This stupid comment caused me to make a weird and embarrassing cross between a snort and a yelp at my desk when I read it. I hope you’re happy.

Cognitive dissonance is peak Americana.

Jesus’ sister Rihsus. He was all, “Turn the other cheek and she was like, bitch what?”

Maybe keep the recording. It will help the future alien archaeologists piece together the events that led to our self-destruction.

A recent Hillary Clinton campaign advertisement