I saw the clip; it was in glasses. lol

a parking cone with emotional issues

Was this Rick Perry quote with or without glasses? Only one of them is smart.

“will land on a sensible immigration policy — even if the events of the past week have made clear he doesn’t know what he’s talking about.”

“I had a great meeting with great people, great Hispanic leaders, and there could certainly be a softening because we’re not looking to hurt people. We want people — we have some great people in this country. We have some great, great people in this country but we’re going to follow the laws of this country and what…

We want people — we have some great people in this country. We have some great, great people in this country but we’re going to follow the laws of this country and what people don’t realize — we have very, very strong laws.”

Donald Trump, a parking cone with emotional issues

Why not the NORTHERN BORDER and stop the flow of poutine into this country?

Little did everyone know that Giuliani's book, To Serve Black People, was a cookbook...

As a Floridian, I wouldn’t be surprised at all if our data has been breached. Although, considering its history, do we really want Florida handling paper ballets again? ;)

Man plans, God laughs as they say...

Many of their computers are antiquated and only moved out there for the weather.

“What is the name of your first pet?”

But she can do anything in heels.

Read all about it in his new book: The 9/11ths Compromise

This is great because either you are an excellent troll or you really believe the shit you are writing.

Also, Cat’s in the Cradle is just a flat-out garbage song. Play catch with the other kids you weirdo.