Fuck that shit. Germans like to win.

Those German officials sure sound like some sour krauts...

There is more to being an Olympic athlete than winning a medal. What about sportsmanship, trying your personal best, and engaging in the spirit of international, multicultural competition?

Lastly I would say if women were indeed being forced to cover up by their spouses in order to go swimming how on earth is this going to help them? Surely this will just segregate them away from mainstream society even more.

Laws like these always end up being applied in a racist way. As a black muslim who’s super fly I generally go under the radar but I always feel bad for Muslims of mid brown completion who are always the obvious visual targets. Like I’m pretty sure if I wore a wetsuit with a colourful turban no one would think anything…

My thoughts as well. It’s like, let me get this straight; in order to prevent a patriarchal system from dictating what women can wear, you’re dictating and enforcing what women can wear, through the patriarchal system of law? There’s absolutely nothing feminist about this. It’s harassment and persecution from the…

Someone on Twitter referred to him as “Swim Shady” which is so brilliant, and I hope it catches on.

Counterpoint: ALWAYS move in with your significant other before any big events like marriage, children, etc. Get to know them and experience life with them CONSTANTLY before any getting into any big life events (marriage, children, whatever).

living with your boo is THE FUCKING BEST

Never Again. On the one hand, it was valuable to know why we didn’t work, and we finally ended it TWO MONTHS BEFORE OUR WEDDING. But on the other hand, maybe we would have been just fine never living together.

I used to work for a doctor who would print out his directive in size 48 comic sans and then staple that creatively to the lab reports in question so that you could see every individual page. His creations were so large they often didn’t fit in inboxes. He was such a troll, he delighted in shit like this.

The head of our legal department sends all her emails in 16 pt Comic Sans. There is nothing about this lady that is comical. She is terrifying.

I think they are saying there might not have been a robbery at all. Seems the footage shows that they were being drunk bros and got in a fight with some security people at the gas station.

This seems appropriate.

So, wait... Still a robbery happened, but they were drunk and disorderly? (Does that mean Brazil is victim blaming now?) Or are they saying robbery didn’t happen at all?

Click bait title basically.

It was probably some kind of breaststroking that led to his freestyle story, but the butterfly effect of telling his mother is now causing him to go into full backstroke mode.

I think we should be more worried about this 4th swimmer who is attempting to swim all the way home

Enciclopédia Marrom broke the case when Lochte said the robber spoke Spanish, as the official language of Brazil is Portuguese.