This gives me hope! I’ve been on a couple different hormonal pills the past few years, and I’m finally switching to Mirena on Monday.

This is honestly my favorite gif of all time.

I used to work at an ice cream shop in Carroll Gardens, and Michelle and Matilda used to come in sometimes (this was when Michelle was in Cabaret). Michelle has the most gorgeous, flawless skin I’ve ever seen, and I couldn’t believe she was downing a milkshake before going to sing in a Broadway show, haha. I would…

ha! I totally don’t blame you. If you go again, the one-on-one with the nurse in the hut in the weird “forest” in the psych ward is AMAZING. I cried a little, to be honest.

There’s also a maid named Danvers. If you go to the ball scene that starts each hour, she’s there and if you follow her for about 20 minutes, she’ll take you into a room, feed you milk, and scream about a beach or something or other. It totally went over my head, but I’m sure it’s straight out of Rebecca.

I would also be so here for that.

omg no, you must watch it! I love musicals and over-the-top aesthetics and France and revolutions and romantic comedies and sad things, so it was really made for me. You should try it tho!

I feel like for NYE it was $95, which is pretty par for the course on NYE and with an open bar. But there’s a reason I haven’t gone to see the show in a few years haha!

I’ve seen it three times and I cannot wait to see it again. It’s so fun, and it’s crazy to me how you can still find new shit every time.

I’m considering their New Years Eve party! It’s Moulin Rouge themed, and I am SO HERE for it. I’ve seen Sleep No More three times and I’ve been to countless shows in the lounge.

As someone who grew up in Florida in the public school system under Jeb!, I feel comfortable in saying “fuck off, Jeb!!” The school choice program that was implemented in my county as a test run was fucking abysmal.

This made me cackle:

I didn’t even say how much I hate the taste of banana (although I can be convinced to eat them if covered in peanut butter or chocolate). That sounds like a really traumatic memory from your childhood and I’m proud of you for moving on :D

Yes. I’m already down there -- I might as well give them a quick once-over.

I am cackling and keeping this response in my pocket.

There was this very strange video on facebook of a man who tied up a mouse like it was being quartered, and he kept hitting the mouse with a small hammer or some kind of blunt object (small enough that it was obviously hurting the mouse but not killing it). It was so bizarre and incredibly violent -- it makes me sick…

I hate the smell of bananas, and more than that, I hate that bananas spread their smell to everything they’re around. Ugh.

I look like a vampiric Lord Elrond. Ugh.

I had very long, straight, fine hair at the time of my passport photo. I had pinned up only like a weird little portion at the top of my head. When I got the photo taken, the girl at CVS told me I had to push my hair behind my ears. I am not kidding when I say I look like Lord Elrond from LOTR. It’s AWFUL, and I still…

I’m smiling in mine as well (although I tucked my hair behind my ears too, which maybe now is a regulation but at the time was more of a suggestion that I, to my misfortune, followed), and although I’ve never been asked, I always try to smile the same when I hand it over. It always makes the attendant laugh haha