There’s some good detail in that lead photo.

“But he has to make sense! He has to make sense with these policy pivots.”

I watched this while at the gym this morning. I had three thoughts.

“backpedaling as fast as his meaty legs can move”

Blast from the Past with Alicia Silverstone and Christopher Walken. I LOVED that movie.

I remember the heart attack one. It scared the bejeesus out of me.

I HATED the “totally random” phase. I’m with ya.

I really love Brendan Fraser and his Mummy films (well, except the third one....yikes), but I would agree that Tom Cruise is great at being Tom Cruise. His movies are fun. That stupid Knight and Day film he did with Cameron Diaz? It is stupid, but it’s really enjoyable to watch. He’s great.

I LOVE that movie and the first sequel (I try to pretend the third one didn’t happen...). It’s a movie movie (as in, the old way of making films), just before CGI and green screens took everything over. It’s quite large in scale, and it has a perfect combo of action, romance, comedy and thrills. There was a The Mummy…

A+ for “Dicknuts Donald”.

ugh, no. Why does everything have to be SO over produced?

One time I was driving in rural Florida with my windows down, jammin’, going like 90 on the highway when a dragonfly flew into my car and couldn’t figure out how to get out. I’m so lucky no one was around because I was driving like a madman. When I finally pulled over at a gas station and got out, a creepy biker came…

I grew up in Clearwater. One time when I was about 11, I went to use the restroom, but I had a strange intuition that I shouldn’t sit down on the toilet seat. I lifted it up and I sweat to anything holy, the BIGGEST fucking cockroach/palmetto bug I have EVER seen was hiding on the under side of the toilet seat. I…

I loooooove when he’s on “Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me”, and he was one of my favorite commentators on all of the “I Love the __” on VH1.

I believe it’s illegal in NYC for yellow cabs to not accept cards (for example, if a cabbie were to say his card machine was down) now.

WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE BONERS?!

I watched maybe three episodes of Hotel. It was awful. It wasn’t even fun campy. Just gross, over indulgent, shiny shit.

AGREED. That line really stood out to me. That line + “You’ve sacrificed nothing” ... savage.

That is fucking hilarious and absolutely the best way to deal with this kind of situation.

Everything and nothing.