Breaking News: Racist Invites Racist Onto His Television Show.

Tough shit. I’m tired of being Captain Save-a-Ho to the rest of the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing country. It’s not MY job to drag you kicking and screaming into the 20th century.

She’s washing dishes and talking on the phone and I know this because I have to read this book eleventy thousand times a night. But now this exists and maybe I can just play this for her while she looks at the book and not have to read this myself ever again.

You know who was my favorite speaker at the Women’s March? A man, one who used to annoy the hell out of me. Michael Moore. He kept it simple: he provided the number we call to voice concerns to our representatives. Then he told us: call every day. Put it in your schedule along with brushing your teeth and showing up…

“...an education system flush with cash”? Are you fucking kidding me? Since when? My father was a teacher and there are several in my family, and they have to pay for classroom supplies with their own money all the time, or go without. Salaries are abysmally low, and many schools don’t have the funds to even make…

Really, Luke blowing up the Death Star was just as bad as the Death Star blowing up Alderaan. Should have peacefully protested. But not blocked any hyperlanes or anything else that would impede traffic because that is bad too.

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

That may be because he made a point of primarily identifying as a black activist rather than as a gay man. Of course I don’t blame him for feeling like he had to make a choice, in that day and age.

You’re right, this is all a feminazi plot to take away the power of poor, emasculated men. This is absolutely what feminist belief. It’s also unfair that men die earlier and have to go to war and work construction and women can sit at home and eat bon bons and have men protect them. Oh, and don’t forget to mention…

Taco that craps ice cream 2020

Yeah, I’ve eaten at Comet Ping Pong many times and had intended to go eat there again to support it. I don’t think I can anymore, and I kind of think this is going to be it for the restaurant. It’ll go out of business pretty soon because of this.

‘10 Cloverfield Lane’ would have been a bargain-basement, mediocre thriller with a sub-M. Night twist if not for John Goodman. With John Goodman, it’s one of the best goddamn movies released this year. He’s SO FUCKING GOOD in it. The Scattergories scene alone is worth watching the whole film for.

I want to also put in a pitch for the American Immigration Council, which you accidentally left off the list. It does great work!

Shot. The man said shot. He wants her to die. And I will bet you $20 that if you ask him exactly why she deserves to be shot he won’t even know. That’s the infuriating part. They have no idea what crime to even accuse her of.

Parents can do strange, awful things unfortunately. Another fact I’ve always found interesting (because of criminology/profiling) is that the body was covered in a special white blanket and things were wiped down - showed with care. Listen to the Generation Why podcast episode with James Kolar and he talks about all…

When I was young I thought the villains on Captain Planet were ridiculous. How can someone have a vendetta against nature and basically just look for ways to destroy it in anyway.

China. Who will then call in our debt and cause the country to collapse and then maybe America will start to feel bad over what they did.

Nonsense! There should be no problem raising this long lost ship.

This is just sad, and so unnecessary. Students always have access to community colleges, which are real institutes of higher learning, and are a wonderful bargain for students. If you’re thinking about signing up at a for-profit, check out your local community college first.

I’m very liberal-leaning but I have to admit I worry about the impact of the flow of never-ending hardcore porn into the minds of adolescents who, yes, always had hormones driving curiosity, and always sought out Playboys or Playgirls from that curiosity, but now have a flow of the most esoteric and depraved acts…