wwwwwwhhhaaaattttt. is this a brand or the way the new cool kids on this internet block are calling it?

what is grape salad? is it exactly what it sounds like? why do you need to cut down on this.

im so upset right now

Anti-vaxxers make me absolutely BONKERS. I just cannot handle these types of people! And sorry, but your tenacious desire to maintain your delusions is not so sacrosanct that you should be allowed to put others at risk.

True story:

As someone about to start disability leave because i am SUICIDAL I say fuck this fucking guy.

I agree completely. And in my experience, it also seems that grapes off of the stem tend to go bad faster.

"First, remove the grapes from the stem"

I like her.

Someone didn't get a chocolate anus for valentine's day last year.

"Quit talking and shove those anuses in your mouth!"

I need to talk about this. It's a stock photo. One that I wanted to download as soon as I saw it (I choose pictures based on feelings), but when I went to get it, the system kicked me out! And then I spent ten minutes finding it again because oh my god, do you even see that thing? IS THERE A MORE PERFECT PICTURE?

The only chocolate that matters:

Blasphemy!

Hey guys, just so you know: This wasn't written by someone from The Onion, and I'm not reading it on theonion.com, therefore it is stupid and bad satire. Thanks.

What is the NFL Players Association then?

Sorry about whoever shit in your cornflakes this morning :(

I always imagine that this how Beyonce acts with Kim Kartrashian

Benji Madden and Cameron Diaz honeymooned in the middle of fucking nowhere because they are REAL AS FUCK. Everyone please get mad at me for calling Wyoming "the middle of nowhere" and call me a "New York elitist" even though I live nowhere near NYC and haven't set foot in the city in years.

Mine too! I keep thinking I should do some squats, but then I do one and my body is like 'nah, we're done here', so I give up and sit down and eat. It's not a bad life.