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I don’t think Hollywood has enough “Asian friends” to make this feasible.

Memberries are a helluva drug.

But there’s so much money to be made in China.

Mulan would be SO BADASS in live action.

GUYS! Guys guys guys--what if it stars Titus Burgess? Still not interested?

Dear Disney,

Get what you deserve, folks. Eat up these musical reboots, giggle as you hate-watch, and they’ll keep doing these retreads.

Emily Blunt may be the best actress working right now. She’s phenomenal in Sicario, Looper, and the otherwise-fluffy and poorly-named Edge of Tomorrow.

She was stunning.

Just curious: How do you know the movie is dumb?

No, assholes are why the red pill exists.

This is my favorite Sonja moment of this past season.

she’s my FAVE. such a mega-babe.

“I don’t date people who are reluctant to commit...to date me, they have to chase me for awhile.”

Netflix and vibrators: