After Sense8, I’m much more willing to give the Wachowskis a chance again. I’m just confused about why we’re supposed to be scared about being stuck in a simulation of 1999. Cypher was right, frost my tips and plug me in!

Subaru Outback

Your hammer pulled you off??

Jeff Goldblum has some great ones too, I absolutely love the exchange between he and Rachel House:

My personal favorite is “We know each other! He’s a friend from work!”

My personal favorite MCU quote

i’m gonna throw in a dark horse ‘best line’ and say it’s in iron man 3:

The best joke in the MCU is the part in The Avengers when Cap shows up and starts barking orders at the cops, and the surly lead cop says, “Why the hell should I take orders from you?!” Then a group of Chitauri attacks, and Cap takes them all out in seconds, and the lead cop, without missing a beat, gets on the radio…

Just. Don’t. Tweet. That’s the main lesson here. There is literally no upside to using Twitter in 2021.

Deeply shaken by these revelations as a big Rhye fan. 

oh god, i just recommended a Rhye song for my best friend’s wedding.

She’s at risk of becoming the Azealia Banks of track. I hope she gets whatever help/therapy/counsel she needs before that happens.

And? Gay people can’t be legitimately homophobic toward their own community? Interesting.

Any vehicle in this segment:

In all fairness to Telluride, it actually is good to excellent at everything it does, looks nice inside-and-out, and is (was?) competitively priced.

“The Maverick starts at $19,995.”

N grin shift - increases boost and makes shifts more agressive, lasts for 20 seconds... I looked it up. But watch out for the “Danger to manifold" warning.

Full English breakfast while steering with your knee.

I feel like Zhao is the only reason I’m interested in this. The Eternals have never really grabbed me.

Being targeted by One Million Moms (AKA Monica Cole’s Lone-Ass Self) is practically a badge of honor.