Jenna Maroney would date him for the attention and the free pillows...but mostly for the free pillows.

Counterpoint...this is a great post-argument, I gotta drive around the outskirts of the city at night, we’re not breaking up but we’re also not ready to apologize so let me just feel some things for about an hour, song.

Are you saying I lost my sense of taste...in music?

Life is a highway
I want to ride it all night long
If you’re going my way
I want to drive it all night long

I can only listen to country when it’s pop-country and only when driving.

I had a nightmare that my brother invited me to a dinner party with a dozen people and everyone was hugging and it was in an enclosed private room with no windows...yes that was the entire nightmare. I’m over COVID.

I employ what I learned in the Navy, navigating in and out of a port. Waters are crowded with everything from cargo ships to fishing trawlers to jet skis and the navigation crew had to track movement for all of it, regardless if it were in ship’s path or not.

A good example is Frankie Shaw had her series SMILF was canceled because she was trying to force Samara Weaving into shooting nude scenes when Weaving had a no-nudity clause.

I thought the Bolt EUV would be much bigger, like coming up on Model Y/Mustang Mach-e territory. But the Velite looks about the size of a Buick Encore, which is to say “a slightly taller Bolt.” Which is to say...still too small.

Used GT-R but then wrap it in something wild

I would’ve liked Tran in a Mustang. It would’ve made sense to put the villain in a car that’s incongruent with the theme of the film and the hero cars. I picture him in something like a Foxbody SVT Cobra

Get a big ass gift bow, get your wife high and present it to her as if you’re reenacting a December to Remember commercial.

The long range and performance have the same premium interior. And yes, the sound system is phenomenal. FYI Tesla will let you take one home overnight for a test drive. Highly recommend it.

Thanks for the tip, ski dude, but also...

Good point, the Performance is at the upper end of what I want to spend on a car and a reinstatement of the $7500 tax credit sweetens that deal...but it also makes the LR a better deal too.

Agreed. When my son was 4, I always unbuckled him and took him with me, even if it was something as simple as dropping a letter at the post office of going to an outdoor ATM. It’s a total pain in the ass unbuckling and re-buckling but I was always worried for this exact situation.

White moms, you need to come get your adult kids. This guy, the mousey woman who tried to sell the laptop to Russians, and the organic MAGA Viking, all lived with their mothers.

I’m having these discussions with my wife as we contemplate a Tesla Model Y. While the Performance is like driving an amusement park ride around town, I’m thinking it’s not worth the extra money for the reduced range.

Here’s her mugshot. She’s got that “Library Science masters program student” look.

I used to get Congressman Darrell Issa to record a message telling thieves to not come near the car when they touched it.