There’s like 3 jalops that'll die on the hill of whatabouting for dealers. 

Nobody is looking at yet another Mustang on the road unless the very special boy plows into the McDonald's sign when he's revving the thing up trying to get attention. 

I’m more angry at the rich twats who bribe politicians into making dealer franchise laws.

That sounds exactly like any other brand or dealer that offers factory orders. Every new car I’ve ever purchased I’ve had to factory order (or at least wait until a dealer allotment that meets my wants is delivered) and you run into those exact same issues.

why cant Ford/Gm/Whoever themselves run a dealership and keep a stock of inventory on the lot, or do paperwork? its a middle man we dont need anymore.

There are no reasons dealers need to be privately owned. There is no reason companies like Ford would not have factory stores with inventory, just like Apple has a factory store with inventory. The likely hood is less movement on negotiating but I imagine the market would dictate discounts based on inventory and…

And yet I have to drive past at least 6 Ford dealerships on my way to the only Tesla store inside of a days driving distance.

Tesla stores do all of those things besides have tons of inventory, though they have a few for test drives.

“We’ve traced the call, it’s coming from inside the dealership!”

Literally zero people disagree with you.

The only reason dealers still exist is because they lobby to exist.

“But dealers provide so much value by helping the customer navigate the scary and confusing car buying process”

It’s like Trump and George Dubaya. It takes a special level of suck to make Chris Bangle look not entirely terrible by comparison.

I definitely can’t push them that far, but I’d argue Zack and Ari are several hundred levels of better rider than me. 

People are buying the fantasy. The actual numbers don’t really matter, except maybe 1/4 mile times. What percentage of superbike buyers can even approach 80% of the bike’s abilities? Not too fucking many. It’s been overkill since 1986 and the first GSXRs. The magazines are to blame for most of it in the 90's…

Diabetes also has a disproportionate minority impact.

The worst part about the way this country treats the poor is that it’s bipartisan. They just find different ways to screw the less fortunate.

Don’t get me started on SNAP benefits. The way this country treats its most vulnerable is unforgivable.  I’m also realizing that I have never had Little Caesar’s before!

I’m having a hard time thinking of a 7-11 ‘fresh’ item that is good. Given that they have the blasted oven there and it takes but a few minutes, I would think their pizzas would be better, but nope. Their ‘upscale’ sandwiches they rolled out a year ago were alright at best, but with Uber Eats, Door Dash and the like,…

Fail to pay your companies debts and you’re a millionaire, and possibly President.

Mostly because their headlights aren’t drilling a hole through my eyes via being rear view mirror height.