Don’t mind Rootzle. He’s the resident antisocial asshole around here.

Why do Southerners like it Doggy Style?

No, the fault is yours for thinking that Nascar was never political before reading this article. It’s been right-wing for decades.

This whole race was a parable for Trump’s presidency. Endlessly going round in circles, making no progress, ending in a fiery, life-threatening wreck.

You interpreted that incorrectly. Duke endorsed Trump in 2016. Trump said nothing. When asked about it, Trump said I don’t know David Duke, despite saying this in 2000:

“Wah. Another whiny Democrat.”

I hate Trump too.  I want him to keep abusing his writer’s privilege and write MORE articles like this... just to spite YOU!

“whether you support him or not, it doesn’t matter. It shows...how big our sport really is.”

Show be the difference between Trump and a Republican. Being a Republican isn’t a immutable characteristic, it is a choice. And one side is absolutely better than the other. 

Ironically, that looks more like a baby Trump.

Also, if any sport is gonna so openly embrace the retrograde politics of the right, it’s nice it’s the most boring “sport” ever created that I have 0 interest in watching. 

Oh I love MotoGP, and touring cars, V8 Supercars, F1, etc.  

Hey look, a Republican Snowflake.

This is a babysitting tactic at this point.  Show him the sites, breakfast, lunch, dinner.  Just keep his idiot mind occupied with a lots of colors and noises.

Might I suggest MotoGP to assuage your racing bug?  It’s a lot more fun to watch.  

I have had one foot out the door with NASCAR for years. The endless weather delays, the mindless carnage of the restrictor plate races...it resides on the low sophistication end of the motor sport spectrum. Sunday’s MAGA rally was the final straw for me. Sure, they have every right to go all in with their core fan…

Yet another image of an unhappy Melania.

the crowd at that time had surely serious concerns about good ol’ boy Clinton’s “draft dodger” status

Trading political capital and propaganda for cash has been the bread and butter of modern professional sports for a century (more or less its entire existence).