Just a idiot. 

“Micheal Bagman is lying. I never used him to pay anybody off.”

Some of his best friends are Apples. They’re fine people. The best people.

I don’t want to know what Trump thinks of his friend David Pecker.

Did you say nuggets??? I imagine Trump and Sarah spend their evenings consuming huge piles of McNuggets and complaining about how unfair life is to them.

Later, Tim Cook thanked Donald Dementia. [/jk]

Easy as it is to point at this word substitution and lol, I think it probably has less to do with him being an imbecile than it does with him being old and his brain going to mush under the stress of having an actual, real job where he has to do actual, real stuff for the first time in his life. Of course, being an…

Trump: “My building says Trump, his says Apple.”

All the while displaying her trademark asymmetric-resting-bitch-face.

I bet he smells better too.

If you call me Tim Apple, can I call you President Moron?

Its hard for trump to understand that not every company is named after the asshole who runs it.

PREDICTION: Sarah Sanders will claim that “Tim Apple” is Trump’s nickname for Tim Cook and that he totally meant to call him that and how dare you say it was a mistake this is why media is the enemy of the American people also yes my face is slowly sliding off my skull.

Does he stand for the anthem, though? That’s an important detail.

This is not about understanding the basic concept or just being incredibly stupid.

... I want to argue with your statement but really can’t.

Yeah, tell brother/daddy and sister/mom we’re all sorry for disparaging such a wonderful shithole like Texas. You disgusting inbred piece of shit.

jeezusfuckingchrist

As an ER nurse here in the heart of Texas, I am not looking forward to treating children infected by these preventable diseases. We’ve not had one come to our hospital yet, but it’s only a matter of time.

Its Texas. They like their politicians corrupt and stupid.