Holy shit, it is fake as fuck.

To be fair: If I had to subject myself to the shit spawn that is SEC basketball, I'd be pretty fucking angry too.

It's a somewhat rare thing to see. You have to melee attack at just the right time. I've only pulled it off once.

MY GOD, that was epic.

Jesus. How did I miss that? You're right. I see it now. Thanks.

Was that like... designed? I mean... there was no one in the vicinity of that. Did he throw it off the backboard on purpose in hopes something like that would happen? That's nuts.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is called smacking down the troll with an iron fist.

No kidding. I mean, why take career advice from someone who's been successful? Fuckin' 28 year olds.

Well, it all comes down to your priorities. I have an old 2004 Taurus that's long since been paid for. I plan to ride it until the wheels fall off. Why? Because in the mean time, I can dedicate 30% of my income to savings. It amounts to $900 in savings per month on my ~45,000 salary. Could I afford a $350 car payment…

Really? Gee... those kids must have just been figments of my imagination.

I don't disagree, for the most part. Still... D-1 football players are HUGE. D-III, for the most part, are not the physical specimens that D-1 freaks are.

I'm always taken aback at how much people think child care costs. You bet, you're going to be buying a lot of diapers, wipes and food for your kids when they're babies. But, go to a thrift store or garage sale and get some baby clothes. People dropping over $10 on one baby outfit is just madness. Then, as they get…

Oh it has to be football. No question. Just the physicality alone makes it a completely different animal.

I see now he is talking about "baseball," which is obviously a way different story than basketball.

Also... D-III baseball still sucks ass. I know that you're quite insistent on inflating your sense of how awesome you and your bros were, but the fact remains, you weren't even good enough to play in Division-II baseball. I've watched a good bit of D-II baseball... and it sucks ass.

Oh, so you're talking about baseball then? You know, a sport where college teams can knock off MLB teams in spring training, and a .600 winning percentage is pretty damn good? Not basketball, then?

Well, yes, I know it's happened. But, no, it hasn't happened "more often than I'd think." It happens very rarely. And when it does happen, it does against a team that belongs in division-II, because we're talking about NCAA basketball and the supposed prestige that lures college administrators into bumping their…

Can't tell if serious.

What's he going to do? Kick them off the team? Who they going to find to keep the bench warm at D-III.... where is this, again?

Thanks for the info. I was thinking that you got like only a percentage of the XP that sub'd players did. If all I'm giving up is the rest XP, I may give it a go again.