Personally, I thought that shit sucked ass.

Hey, you can take selfies unashamedly if you have a gold plated iPhone case... cuz, bling, yo.

Pretty sure that's what we in the biznass call "a saying."

I'll take "Both" for $500, Alex.

Dafuq? This was a "bad bounce pass?" Owen, I thought you knew sports? He was... ya know... trying to throw it off the defender so they maintained possession.

I'm not even talking about that part. I'm talking about right before he dribbles. I don't know how you can take an almost full lunge forward before throwing the ball down again. How is anybody going to be able to defend that?

The Easter Bunny would have big ears if it were real.

You see Rivers falling backwards with arms extended in blame. I see James Harden traveling. But, ya know... NBA, man.

You haven't finished Day-Z yet? n00b.

Yep, this.

That's not really their argument, though. They have documents upon documents backing up their position here.

Not very uninspired if everyone continues to fall for it.

I absolutely abhor Rico's. A co-worker of mine (we both work at a grocery store) swears by it.

The supposed shortage actually applies to the smaller units, the ones people don't buy. In other words, Kraft is playing this up for the free marketing. Genius, because everyone is buying into it.

Kraft has confirmed that "some locations may see a shortage." Which is to say, "Just like everyday, your local store might happen to be out of it today." Which is to say, "Marketing geniuses are we."

Jesus. A-Rod playing the martyr is absolutely nauseating.

"One of the best writers?"

Why in the FUCK did this require an animated .GIF? Jesus.

Oh, wow. So the principle, or money you put in, is always mine? That's unbelievable. Shit... I've been doing it wrong.

How? How is "sexy girl laugh" any more "dumb" than this whole exercise to begin with?