Are you that fucking dense that you didn't understand the concept of smack talk there?

The thing is, most people don't realize how easy it is to save more, but they rarely do. It's because we become accustomed to living a certain way. I finally figured this out. For the longest time, I was contributing only 6% to my 401(k). The hell was I thinking? Then, last year, I upped it to 10%, then 14%, to 18%…

Give Betterment.com a look. They invest the money for you in a variety of stocks/bonds (depending on your risk tolerance), and you can set up a weekly/bi-weekly/monthly deposit. I do this and throw in $50 every two weeks, in addition to 18% of my check into my 401(k) and $100 every two weeks into an employer 4% return…

*Penn State/Jerry Sandusky Joke

Well, you're right, but a "bunch of dumbasses" has to turn into a "majority of dumbasses," which won't happen.

And this is a problem?

That's.... fucking awful.

Of course, he's right. Gold is about as fucking stupid of an investment as you can possibly make.

Think what you will, but in my opinion, Danielson is the best color guy in the business. He routinely breaks down plays and explains what went right/wrong to add significant background to a successful or unsuccessful play. Nobody does it like he does.

The Longhorn Network just became relevant for the first and only 15 seconds of its existence.

That's horrifying.

But what if Matta had been on Oden's dick while Oden was on his back?

Oh, snap. With this post, you bumped this into the promoted comments.

Of course I'm not. It's low hanging fruit. I'm like Eve over here. That shit tastes good.

Williams: "Coach Matta, he's been on my dick."

Reporter: "Excuse me?"

And to cap it off, he runs through the door like a fucking boss.

Jesus, no.

Was he the doucher he appears to be today?

It's "value?" You mean to tell me I can retain more of the $25 value on my used hat if I just keep the sticker on?! SHIT! I've been doing it wrong all my life. Now I'll get top dollar when I trade my hat in for a new model.

Awwww gawd dammit. I just posted that. I KNEW I should have double checked to see if someone else already did. haha