Ok... that's amazing.

Good stuff. My apologies for coming off as crass. You certainly didn't deserve it.

You were the one who proudly and arrogantly proclaimed, "I'll bet you didn't know that," as if it was truly profound that you were conveying that knowledge to everyone. I corrected you, because I'm quite certain many people know that.

As I said... I really don't think that's being a dick. I think that's just correcting something you said.

It's not scandalous. It was just seen as uncouth to talk about. Considered a private thing for two married adults.

Not to be a dick... but that's pretty common knowledge. Pretty much every one knew that... if they have a passing interest in this episode of American history.

Jesus, can you imagine the hits they'd receive over there from the "OMG MEN FUCKING BLOW" crowd?

I'm sorry... but that has to be like 5 people. People can not possibly be that stupid.

Oh... so what this is really about is "America. Guns. RAWR."

Yeah, because this is so totally "American" bro.

OH, I GET IT! Like, cause, EA duz Battlefield!

As a guy that plays on PC, the next generation is not going to save this franchise.

I would absolutely rage if I was the player who was killed 4 times.

God damn right.

Oh, and it's your duty to just be a general dick because, "It's his job."

See, this is a perfect example of why I will never "strike it rich" with the next novel idea. Of all the times I've complained to myself about this, it never occurred to me that this simple fix would be ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.

I'm an Alabama fan, and I still hate the guy. Why didn't you take him back to Baton Rouge with you on Saturday?

Because he goes to school at Alabama. I went to school there, and let me tell you... so many dude bros. A t-shirt isn't preppy enough, so this guy decides a purple shirt on LSU gameday with a fucking vest that does absolutely nothing for you was the appropriate attire. This is not at all uncommon, unfortunately.

As a guy that went to school in the south, I can relay a few things that you will routinely see at a southern gameday. First, to address your point: Southern guys will pretty much do anything that other southern guys are doing. They pretend they're independent (RAWR CONFEDERACY SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN) but they are by…

Your comment annoys me because the author of this particular article is just doing his job. He posted an article, gave those of us who enjoy this type of article something to see, and we're all happy. You, on the other hand, had to play the, "SLOW NEWS DAY, BRO?!" bullshit that's been done time and time again. It's…