I get that, Sean. I see the argument you're making, I just don't know WHY you're making it. Quite frankly, I think you're too intelligent to make this argument.

What the fuck are you droning on about? If you're argument is that people "buy" MLB product, and since he's a star, they pay to see him more, are you saying your money is more important than my money? I'm a baseball fan too? So, why is your money more important than mine, exactly?

Well of course that's what people are arguing. I threw that in there to illustrate HOW fucking good he is. Like, 20+ million good. If you really think my beef is about jealousy, you are woefully missing the point.

But... why? You're more concerned about a star player getting thrown out because, "Now I don't get to watch him?" You really think that benefits any given sport in general, if someone is spared an equal footing with the rules because he's a "star?"

I'm not even sure what your point is, anymore.

Dafuq are you talking about? Since when does a guy getting tossed involve winning or losing?

Oh, you're right. So long as you get paid lots of money and "people came to see you," the rules shouldn't apply to you. Rules are just for those fucking scrubs.

lolwut

Like, I get the fact that this is supposed to be funny, because, DOLPHINS BRO... but, anyone that thinks he would leave Alabama for any other college job is a colossal dumb fuck.

Thank you. This really isn't that difficult of a concept, is it?

Cabrera is the best player in the game and his salary is going to be north of $20,000,000. Cabrera is paid much better and needs to act like a decent human being.

Wondering that myself.

Honestly, I don't have a problem with it, other than the fact people care more about that shit than they do the actual games themselves. That and the fact that we have entire shows dedicated to guessing who's going to have a good game every week... it's just mind numbing after awhile.

Calling this "ridiculous" when you have no idea what was said is, in a word, ridiculous.

I'm posting to tell you soccer fucking blows because the soccer snobs are going to rage that I shouldn't clicked on this link.

One more reason soccer sucks absolute dick.

Touche. I also fucking hate fantasy football.

... and a voice for the Bill Nye the Science Guy program.

Oh, that's who that was?

As a Vikings fan, I'll speak for all Vikings fans. Fuck Randy Moss.