I realize I'm fighting a losing battle here, because... well... Gawker...

Somehow, I knew somebody would say this.

JESUS CHRIST. You are one in a fucking million.

Same here. I thought this psychological boost was going to be a stretch.

Well, you are on the Gawker network of websites. If you mention your favorite color is purple, you'll be flamed for being racist against the color black.

I dunno... I see a lot of folks at drive up windows that look like they want to kill me... or themselves.

Jesus Christ. It only took about 8 comments for someone to trumpet, "DATS RACIST!"

I know man. It's totally fucking weird that some people like to play golf, and other people don't. It's almost like some people enjoy doing some things, while others enjoy doing other things! I mean... who would have fucking thought it?!

Golf is silly... because... you don't enjoy it, personally?

So, I'm confused.

Man, the most annoying thing is the cock sucker of a PA announcer. "FANS. STAY CALM. DON'T THROW ANYTHING."

Were you under the impression I was doing something other than joking?

Would you sell the stick up your ass if you'd one four national titles with it? FUCK NO! That's a lucky god damned ass stick!

Oh, shit. +1

Jay Bilas routinely bitch slaps the NCAA on his Twitter account. I never cared for him much before I found his twitter account. Now I love the guy.

You decided on your own that they're rhetorical. They're not. If I wanted to ask rhetorical questions, I'd talk to a wall. Though, at this point, it'd be the same thing.

You continue to excuse Trayvon Martin's behavior by claiming Zimmerman "started it." He didn't. Then when I call you on that, you say I'm "not reading." On the contrary... at this point, you're dancing around the issue, and not actually addressing ANYTHING I ask. I've asked you about 4 or 5 direct questions in the…

What "conflict" did he start? What law did he break? You seriously want it to be against the law to follow someone for a few meters?

What crime did he commit? BEATING THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ANOTHER MAN THAT MADE HIM FEAR FOR HIS LIFE. Excuse the all CAPS, but you've missed it three times now. Perhaps the fourth time you'll see it. Or don't you think that's a crime?

You would start wailing on a guy because he was following you? What the fuck?