beat that one, fuckers

The brand ? Milk it to death !

As a guy that’s been in a sling for 4 weeks after shoulder surgery, that inexperienced girl is becoming quite experienced.

Well, I’ll boycott the Holiday Bowl either way, just to be safe.

My theory was always that it was the guy who warns you about Treasure chest monsters in the Narshe tutorial mansion.

Man, NPR has been dialing up the sports coverage lately....

Ah yes, the old hate on PewDiePie bandwagon. You know I don’t care for his videos, or the way he presents himself and I don’t watch him but...

When the USA manages to turn that into a fact of life instead of a punchline, the rest of the world will be deeply impressed and follow the lead.

what if no one’s cool. what would my sixteen year old self say.

This was obviously done on purpose. Everyone knows you can’t stop the sexy.

Holy shit, YOU’RE the reason we have a No Fun League!

This guy’s a burner troll. The post he just made is literally his only post.

At this point Overwatch feels like that friend at the party who’s really fun and charming and can’t stop making funny jokes and insightful social commentary...but who you secretly can’t wait to leave so someone else can get a chance to talk.

They’re all shitbag programs.

The IOC would look down on this move.

It’s pitifenomenal.

/dresses up as “Madden Ambulance”, runs through crowds

A good dog.

This article made me so mad that I had to listen to some Jack Johnson to calm down...