At this point Overwatch feels like that friend at the party who’s really fun and charming and can’t stop making funny jokes and insightful social commentary...but who you secretly can’t wait to leave so someone else can get a chance to talk.

They’re all shitbag programs.

Alt accounts.

The IOC would look down on this move.

It’s pitifenomenal.

/dresses up as “Madden Ambulance”, runs through crowds

As a translator, this kind of work is really exciting. If academia doesn’t work out for me I would love to work in game localization.

And the icing on the cake is you made a Jalopnik article without the article being about some catastrophic or embarrassing fuck-up.

You know, like driving a Mustang out of a C&C event.

You’ve beaten the odds!

Ask and thou shalt receive.

It is definitely strange.

Fair one, but there must be a more constructive way of telling them, as apposed to ‘pissed off boss/uptight teacher’.

Por que?

aight that’s 15,934 “stick to sports”es and 1 “stick to politics.” long way to go but keep at it bud

How can you be undecided with only six days to go....

Oh, sorry, wrong context.

Those fans look pretty dejected. They are Cubs fans, you think they’d be used to losing.

The Bills have never been to an NFC title game, so that’d be a first.

A good dog.

I'd point out the first three are at least partially the result of crony capitalism at its finest. The last one not so much, however, don't forget our lovely war on drugs and private prisons!

This article made me so mad that I had to listen to some Jack Johnson to calm down...