I have yet to play the game. But I’ll just post here what Yahtzee put on as the opening theme for his review of No More Heroes:

Andrzej Sapkowski cries like that everyday, for screwing up bad on the deal.

Because you’re a dumbass that likes a garbage fire of a hipster game. That’s why.

I find it odd you make no mention of AM2R. Why is that?

Well, you can also point it out a different way: Collins was a Cork man, De Valera a New Yorker and the son of a Basque man.

You did this post solely so that you could traumatize people with that image of Frank in the Cammy get-up, didn’t you? 😛

A reminder to everyone that this is Monolith Productions, the makers of F.E.A.R. and Shadow of Mordor. It is not to be confused with Monolith Soft, the makers of Project X Zone and Xenoblade Chronicles.

I’m just surprised they didn’t bring up Vegemite. Eeegh, that stuff...

For the best, I suppose.

You think the awful things they did in the Indian subcontinent is the only thing they’ve done? It’s one thing if it were just a one big fuck-up. But it’s one in a long line of shit England (and, as it satiated its bloodlust and desire for land, the UK) has accumulated over centuries and continues to accumulate. At…

He said this a year after the famine began to his primary minister for India:

While many of the great civilizations often suffer from a history of doing terrible things with zero reckoning or accountability (often something else does them in), that the UK has yet to receive any comeuppance is rather spectacular. Like, I’ve come to figure them as like that sketch from Kids in the Hall, where the…

War strategy games that examine this period seem to have a big hard-on for realism, or at least a romanticized form of it. It’s to the point that even if you do something that completely deviates from history, you have to “respect history.”

That’s the entire basis of the Weibos, I.E. Chinese Twitter. You could write a paragraph in 140 Chinese characters.

The creep part’s in his work. The way he presents his women is either Whedonesque caricature (and look where that went), MPDG/Genki girl, or mirror images of himself and other male geeks. There’s little complexity to them beyond that which serves as the basis of “Nice Guy™” geek fantasy. They may pass Bechdel, but…

Death to all branding. And may we throw every person who justifies perpetual IP on the virtue of “branding” into a cow manure mound.

I’m just going to take this in a different direction:

I’ll just be grateful people will shut up about this show for a while...at least until next/final season next year, and then they’ll just reduce themselves into a fandom of a dead franchise (save whenever that Jets fan gets enough pages to finish the last two books. You don’t suppose a Super Bowl victory would inspire…

There better be a version of this song somewhere.

Well, the trailer showed evidence of that.