Bournville actually being “dry” is a bit of a joke. All that really has ever meant was that there were no Public Houses (Pubs) and you couldn’t buy alcohol at the Cornershop/Bodega/[Insert your local equivalent here].

I’m sorry, but I don’t buy your assertion that most people pirate software due because of a compulsive behavior disorder.

Yes... people pirate games because small companies that make a niche product for a relatively narrow audience found long term business model that allows them to stay in business, improve their product, and continue providing value to their customers.

Oh good, maybe they will reject their mothers while they are at it.

Oh no. She is having the time of her life. At this moment she has never felt more important or “holy” than in any other moment in her life.

Hardest boss? Fuck that. I still can't beat the fucking four kings.

Because a huge number of “gamers” are insecure kids who still worry that everyone is making fun of them behind their back.

Actually, this theoretical situation happens pretty frequently. Chief LEOs (Chief of Police or Sheriff) in many places will not sign off on NFA transfer paperwork for items like suppressors even though they are completely legal with the correct paperwork, tax stamp, full blown registration and a FBI background check.

You and I must be from a different south, because there isn’t any sort of registration that I am aware of. I don’t have to hide that shit in a bible.

Yeah, firing a weapon that “wasn’t loaded” isn’t a freak accident.

As do I. Student loans are great.

I think that depends on your work/life balance.

If your lifestyle requires that you get a Nanny, maybe just don’t have kids in the first place?

Heartburn?

Yep. Ted Cruz is still stupid.

Because it’s not a particularly powerful rifle, if we are going to use useless terms like “overpowered”.

No Hillary. I’m pretty sure you are doing it because being President was one of several possible outcomes of your carefully planned political career.

In the summer, my house sits at 80, dropping to 78 when I’m feeling charitable about my guests.

Thats a great way to end up with a bruised bicep.

You really think you would be the first?