Oh hell YES.. I have no issue with sexy times in games as long as they give all sexualities opportunities for fapping!

Someone needs to make Ass Simulator 2014, with a wide range of activities included e.g. Fisting, rosebudding, and rimming.

Ja.. Sigh.. Maybe if they spent less time putting in badly executed, frustrating Quick Time Events, they would have enough time and resources to work on this shit!

Most games I've seen the greatest amount of effort into their graphics and sound, with minimal attention paid to AI or interesting game mechanics. Developers nowadays seem to want to appeal to the lowest common denominator, in terms of both gameplay and narrative themes..

I believe the term is "husbando".

The characters in the second picture look like they've caught the Moe virus! :P

Is it bad that this article only made me more eager to try these abominations?

Having enjoyed Pokémon Y a lot more than I expected, this is looking very appealing. How much of a slog is it compared to X and Y? Are there any grindy sections?

As long as we don't have to see her "incestuous rape" face again. >~<

I'm not expecting 4K, super shiny visuals.. I just hope they spruce up the animations, especially the faces. Watching characters flap their lips like puppets can be pretty offputting.

Welp at least it doesn't look like he's riding a pillar of piss, unlike his older counterpart.

Aargh thanks for making me want this 100x more ! Anyone know if I have a hope in hell of running this on m

From what I understand regarding on-disc DLC, it's more like paying for a burger and fries, only for them to give you just the burger and demand an extra $5 for the fries.

Perhaps the artist is trying to make people shit themselves.

I hope they've beefed it up enough to be able to multitask between a game and any other application. Not being able to quickly resume a game after, for example, opening Miiverse, was a pain.

Same with lemon party.

Those gals look like they have gigantic merkins and afros..

Well they are already paying for it, albeit a small fee. I'm not suggesting that people should pay more to opt in or anything, just that it should be a choice (something akin to Facebook or Google's options).

That's true.. Well hopefully they made it less crappy than it was on the original models.. Could be useful for looking up cheats or guides.. Does the N3DS have proper multitasking?

I love the color scheme of the face buttons. It would be perfect if they called it the Super Nintendo 3DS in the rest of the world!