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NO! You suck! Tea is amazing.

I see that sweet tea isn’t included in your list.

Counterpoint: Taking a break each afternoon for a quality English tea with sweets and savories is awesome.

I don't think we get to say what's appropriate when it comes to someone else's grief. 

I bailed on Breaking Bad too! Walter was just so clearly a psychopath, I couldn’t bring myself to watch him destroy everyone else’s life. And I think the only reason I made it through Mad Men is that the show runners did start to chip away at Don’s dignity and sexy-enigma persona, and didn’t as readily shrew-ify his

Taylor Swift, who litters her hits with references to the many men she’s been involved with, airing dirty laundry with little self-reflection.

Here’s the thing. There are some bold statements saying that women are overshadowed by people like Antonoff. My question is, who thinks that? Seriously, who? Does anyone actually believe that the hundreds of millions of Taylor Swift fans believe or think this? The ONLY people who think this are people that are either

Yeah we’ve all just got proper canes and helpful visually impaired coaches sitting in our homes just waiting to be used properly...

Wow, you got here fast. I was wondering when the Offended Ones would show up. Someone who is not visually impaired, who suddenly must become blindfolded, would definitely act in this manner. Seeing that her character is not blind, and the circumstances of the situation don’t warrant time to have orientation mobility

I get the feeling he was thinking she had said those things to him in a way to get a leg up on the other contestants in the game, by appealing to RuPaul and making him like her. What his comment seems to be is telling her “I only take into consideration what you do in game, not outside of it, for how I will judge you

Nothing you say matters unless that camera is rolling

They thought it would be like gym memberships- people would buy it and then promptly fail to use it.

Shockingly, watching a movie in a comfy recliner is in no way akin to doing 30 minutes on a rowing machine.

Lauren lost the daily spin on the chore chart wheel for “write something about Taylor Swift being a terrible person”.

The only fools were the captain and the boating company who still allowed business to happen that day. It’s unfair to assume that customers of any kind of tourism or activity like this, know anything about boating. Cause most times they don’t. They put all their trust in the captain to know what’s right.

Please understand that all antibiotics (and all medications) have risks and benefits, but don’t imply that “if your doc is handing out cipro for a UTI, at this point they should know better.” You also need to know the local drug resistance profile to know what you should be prescribing. Where I work, E. coli (the

The way these scenes were described were almost exactly what I went through as a kid by my abuser. “this is normal, just relax. This is how it’s done, you’re fine, think of something else.”

Friends! We are only weakening ourselves by quibbling!

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Lol, did he sit his daughter down and claim he was telling the story of how he met her mother only to talk at length about every woman he banged that wasn’t her mother?

The fuck? You think people with vaginas don't read Lifehacker?