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Do you have no connection to how amazing it feels to accomplish a big goal? To feel capable and in control of an outcome? To have people support you? To win at something? These girls literally never win, ever. Today, thousands of people showed up for them. Today, they felt like winners.

How could Kelloggs “find them homes?” They aren’t orphans. They are part of families that are homeless. Is Kelloggs buying 500 families homes free in clear in NYC? Or maybe you think they should be taken from their families and put in foster system because...that’s better?

As a child of divorce with a father who doesn’t have an abusive bone in his body but has not earned any sort of parenting prize, not even a participation ribbon, the sweet spot for the primary parent is making it clear that the runway is wide open for the other parent to be involved. They get invited to family

I saw an early screening. It’s amazing. GO GO GO.

...John Mayer? Really?

It's always the ones with the littlest peens that want you to praise how big they are. Honey, I'm not blind or a magician. It's small and it won't get big just because I say it is.

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

Same issue for me. My doctor refused to give it to me because I had never had kids. That said, my mom and aunt both had bad experiences with their IUDs so I have decided to take it off the table either way, but I was very frustrated with my doctor for her flat out refusal to consider it.

I am not a fan of these specific sandals but I like Eva Chen and think this a brilliant social media strategy. She also does skin care and makeup posts where she shows what she's been using, tags brands and responds to questions from her followers on instagram. I don't get the vibe that these posts are directly

EhhhrmmmahGAHD those little meows!!!! I die.

I'm not thrilled with the decision to kill Will, not just because I liked his character and his chemistry with Alicia (and how dashing he is...swoooon), but because it just...doesn't fit on The Good Wife. It felt gratuitous and soapy on a show that has never been either of those things. I can't think of a single

Traumatized.

Jason Mesnick dumped Melissa for Molly.

SERIOUSLY!!??! Did Lena piss in your office coffee pot?! For the love of god.

I've been a long time Jezebel reader. I've never commented before today but this inspired me to create an account. I just had to be sure to tell you what an epic trainwreck these completely ridiculous articles on Lena's totally acceptable photoshopping have been. Following up the first one with THIS is just...WOW.

These pictures seem to exemplify exactly what reasonable photoshop is. Is ALL photoshop evil?

Have you considered that this might be less about women thinking a wedding equals a perfect life and more about wanting a creative outlet? If it was simply about getting married because it would fix your life, we'd all just be lined up outside the courthouse to get that "fix" in place ASAP. I think there are a large

Adding to the "I truly don't get it" chorus. Am I not cool enough to understand?

This feels like a big leap from one personal relationship story to a political statement on the cultural narrative than men are unable to control their sex drive. Maybe it's just a story about one human's failing and one human's ability to empathize on some level. I'm sure there has been a woman or three who have