Genuine question: If the editors are doing fairly sophisticated work like fine-tuning jokes, why are Gawker Media articles often riddled with spelling, grammar and syntax errors?

I gave my daughter an extra big hug today and told her I don't care about who she comes home with or as as long as she's happy and safe and loved.

But, but- religion is never an aggravator of such problems. No, no, religion is just dandy and Christianity is a religion of love! Love thy child, love thy neighbour...

Because he's a mysoginist who is high and mighty about religion, but has been repeatedly caught being a hypocrite and a homophobe.

Seriously, he's like 10 games over .500 in his career. How did that guy fuck his career so badly?

Thank you, anonymous burner, for showing us all the righteous fury of concrete thought. Human compassion is wasted on the guilty. We need not waste time on those we despise. Crush them beneath our heel and stack them like cord wood, for they deserve every horror that is visited upon them

I really just want to say something to help out. If I lived nearby I would say we should just chill on the porch and tell stories all night. I got work tomorrow but that can wait.

Racism???? Name me just ONE other example of a black guy in Washington DC whose every move is vociferously criticized by mouth-breathing asshats who get all their information from sketchy radio shows.

Somebody was quick to update his wikipedia page

Billy, I've said this before, but you really have no business writing about MLS when you have such an obvious axe to grind against the league. Please stop.

Right, Kelce doesn't have bird bones.

This article is bad, the author is worse, and Lil B the Based God can go fuck himself.

Deadspin: Where we mock hot takes... until we have SCORCHING takes of our own.

no anchor in the whole, entire, motherfucking world plays five yards behind the striker, but keep on keeping on.

The outrage against Bradley tells me one thing: that most of America still doesn't understand soccer. I think everyone would agree that Bradley was not himself in the Ghana match. But let's get one thing straight: he is undoubtedly the best player on this squad. People who think he played poorly yesterday only reflect…

respectfully, nope. bradley wasn't "repeatedly" dispossessed. he actually didn't turn the ball over off a pass once (i checked whoscored to make sure), and outside of that last turnover, which was horrible and tragic, i don't really remember anyone taking the ball off of him. but, you know, carry on anyway.

I've been in an open relationship for over seven years now, it's been fine, no drama. I'd gladly take a bet that my marriage lasts longer than Drew's. Drew is also just factually wrong about "please don't bang other people" being an integral part of marriage; polygamy (for men) is a more common relationship structure…

Because it's soccer and every referee's decision is made by a random number generator.

man your laker butthurt has nothing to do this this, it's about a bigot who needs to be forced out of the NBA

ive been in a few rec leagues. nothing worse than calling every female you know trying to bribe at least 3 of them to show up to an indoor soccer game they don't give a shit about so they can stand in front of the net for 20 minutes so the tournament organizer will actually let you play a goddamn game.