Don’t get me wrong... I’m happy to see a nationwide reckoning for gross, predatory men in power. But I’m also glad to see that women are getting nailed for this behavior too, because it does happen (a lot). Hopefully this can help the conversation shift to the fact that it’s the powerful position — and not the gender…

Fair enough, but those 10,000 (me included) still don’t like the moniker.

Trick question

Dumb take. Becoming a fan after a team wins a Super Bowl is classic ass hat. Not saying it necessarily makes you a douche bag, but it doesn’t help.

Take my star. Now, good day!

Actually, I’m going to amend my earlier statement: Doug Baldwin is doing some of the best work of his career. Baldwin and Russell are both, indeed, worth a crap.

‘12' here. You’re right on the money. Just the possibility of a playoff run this year feels egregiously undeserved.

“Roy Moore’s loss means to me the fact that Alabama is about to make some changes. And I believe it’s going to be in the positive side of things,” she told CNN’s New Day.

Neat. BTW, most of the other states made these changes decades ago, and I feel pretty funny handing a participation trophy to a state that voted…

I’ve been saying this for a while now (or rather, muttering into my pint glass). As similar as the Nixon and Trump administrations are in some aspects, including the investigations, I don’t see Trump resigning under any circumstances. In fact, I’m pretty nervous about what he WILL do when that day comes (and I think…

Who knew cops were so easily... triggered?

That’s probably why it won him another Oscar

Never mind American Beauty, which (arguably) wasn’t as good as TUS but still pretty decent... ya know, until recently. At least LA Confidential was an ensemble cast... right?

And Robin Wright will absolutely kill it.

You don’t know the half of it. He bet his stepsister that he could take my virginity, then had the gall to fall in love with me!

The nurse was detained in the back of a squad car for 20 minutes, then released. That’s the biggest crock of all... the charge was serious enough to drag her out of the hospital, but not enough to warrant an arrest or even a citation?

Pierce was pretty bad, but a lot of historians speculate he was so terrible because his son died in a freak train accident just a few months before he took office (and he basically drank himself to death after that point).

Seems like low-hanging fruit, but John Goodman is long overdue for an Oscar statuette. I also love the Owen Wilson idea. 

I just wish Philip Seymour Hoffman was still around...

Here’s my hot take prediction: at least two actors will win Oscars for playing Trump within the next 20 years. And what performances they will be! He’s truly the Henry VIII of our time (or Richard Nixon, for that matter).

At the same time, I’d like to commend you for not immediately saying Timothy Dalton (my favorite) is terrible. I feel like that guy gets a lot of unwarranted shit.