“MOM! You’re MMAbarrassing me!”

Is that a rhetorical question?

I don’t think he was going for a hand-shake, just more of a gesture.

Wait a minute. Does he think he was elected the fucking CEO of Earth?

Such a fucking piece of shit. You are truly disgraceful and I can’t stand seeing these other politicians pander to you. I wish someone would just publicly put you back in the swamp you crawled out of Trump. Fuck this handshaking/dick measuring contest all these world leaders are doing, call him out on his BS and make…

Did he just refuse to shake that woman’s hand when she held it out? Who is she?

Everything this man does is a pissing contest:

I want Macron and Justin Trudeau to simultaneously whisper in French to me.

And he slightly tilts his head like when dogs try to understand what’s going on.

My favorite part was when Trump did the old smile-and-nod while Macron was speaking French.

He made Trump tap out. You can see that Trump releases his grip first and Macron is still holding on until Trump’s tiny fingers tap down.

Every time I see one of these ridiculously awkward photo ops, I have to cringe because this orangutan is representing our country and embarrassing the fuck out of each and every one of us...

Each president gripped the other’s hand with considerable intensity, their knuckles turning white and their jaws clenching and faces tightening.

Trump’s was thick and royal blue; Macron’s was skinny and navy

Marcon’s internal reaction at taking Trumps’ dead fish.