I would love a re-edited cut of the entire series where that was true.

About time someone gave Rick the finger. Six seasons in the making.

When he asks for the CIA agent's phone number at the end - should have been a dumb bit, but somehow he made me care about it. Or his dancing with Mary McDonnell at the party.

I love Running on Empty so much that it single-handedly redeemed James Taylor's Fire and Rain for me.

The 1951 film is about a team of scientists at a remote arctic research station that find a spaceship frozen in the ice. But since the titles are so different, I can see now that Carpenter's film is the original one. My bad.

That's bold. Most people prefer John Carpenter's remake.

Being pretentious, I think he's Seth Bullock.

Hannibal saved a seat at dinner for you.

I may or may not have just looked up www.unfuckablemonsters.com to see if the domain was registered. It is not as yet.

See: Matthew Mcconaughey. He would have whole assed the life out of that line. Probably while gazing out a car window.

They are explained as recordings he's making for his "son" back in episode one/two.

"It's like blue balls in your heart," may be TD's unofficial motto.

Well if it's any consolation, this was not supposed to be the second episode. They had an episode on spanking lined up, but the Network yanked it because of the Peterson situation in Minnesota. So we're definitely watching Season One out of order.

You could show me ninety seconds of puppies frolicking with baby ducks scored to that song, and I'd be pumped up and ready to bust some heads.

A lot of promise, I thought. Very strong cast and once they let the dynamics between them come front and center, it will be a winner.

You really think Cersie won't send a ship for her so she can taunt her brother with Shae's head? Shae is beyond toast.

Oh don't think I'm not on Hannibal, brother. I am all antlers, all the time.

I watch Helix too, and enjoy it for what it is. But… there's not a single element of Helix from acting, writing, cinematography on down that compares favorably to TD. I accept Whovian's explanation for AVCLUB's grading system, but I just found the disparity in grades this week to be really mind boggling.

I would have liked the review better had it come with antlers.

Yeah, while they were driving last night. He was gazing out the window as per the ususal. Only difference was, Marty didn't give him the 1995 "what the fuck are you talking about" glare after.