He seems to have way too much emotion for a Norseman

his first guess was a guy named murDerf Backmurderf?

he's taxing and spending his victims to death! he's a monster!

cool, I'm down for a Donnie Yen superhero flick!

cool, I'm ready for Michael Jai White as Jon Stewart to show up and wreck some stuff

written and directed by Seth McFarlane?

sure, navies are great against desert guerrillas

theoretically, the South had a good shot to at least cripple the North's government (and thereby possibly secure a short-term armistice treaty) in the early part of the Civil War. I'd be more interested in a tightly-focused series about how this would've affected Philadelphia and what would've happened to Washington…

sure, but wouldn't the North then invade and subjugate them? do people not know about the abolitionist-yet-still-hugely-racist policies of northern states like, say, Oregon?

a Hopi with a lisp

don't worry - thannks to the new TV series there will soon be plenty of people unaware that the source material says books were banned to stop people from being offended or triggered by their content

Why is the symbol for the House Of 'El' a big 'S'? Did they not have Sesame Street on Krypton?

She's a lady!

"Geeooooooorge Francisco! Open your Golden Gates to meeeeee!"

Hats was my favorite

Tapiooooooooca!

Domovich Arigatosic

Gal Gal?

Guiness and Oreos, when you want your toilet to look like a singularity

"I JUST WANTED TO STAND ON LAND!"