Great Job, Internet!

*looks across desk at freshly-finished screenplay entitled Joust*

Chief?

I just hope they regenerate whoever does that awful BBC America interstitial v.o., it's always like nails on a chalkboard to me

can't wait for her to row the boat ashore

you don't see many men named Hillary anymore

Oddly, Hormel Black Label Bacon

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a Dollar Shave Co.© razor lay crossed. Then he posted a picture on Instagram.

when I need a zoo scene in my WWII movie I'll rewatch the first half of Underground

but then Lily Collins was too expensive so they hired Cara instead

HIS LIPS ARE BUSY!

its success and quality will encourage others

Apparently, the story cribs a bit from Romeo And Juliet

no mention of Adventures In Babysitting?

It's too bad he won't live! But then again, who does?

downvoted

sit, Ubu, sit!

I also recognized Mathilda May in the Jackal remake!

but he would also turn into whatever held the water… I wanted to see him turn into a tank with a glass of water on it

they all think he's a righteous dude