I want to live in the world where Jon Lovitz is an action movie star

Tsui Hark directed the hell out of that movie, it is full-on bananas !

Rumble In the Bronx is a cinematic tour de force and I will not have it maligned. If you cannot enjoy that movie for what it is then you have no business programming action movie marathons!

chicanery!

I loved the second one a lot right up until the scene where Shrek - who has apparently chopped off his legs and drags them around in a cart for no discernible reason - shows up out of nowhere and tells the team where they should go to resolve the plot

there's like a 15-minute silence in the middle when he and Carpenter just get caught up watching the show

she was going to tear up a picture of Bill Cosby next but they wouldn't let her

You've got the touch!
You've got the power!!

I hope he has his partner from the Job.. also if Keith David could appear one time and refer to them collectively as "rice & beans"

those lines mght make more sense if they were delivered by the opposite actor

yes, the unforgettably emotive range and vocal stylings of Brad Pitt

agreed, there are far too many nominal Christians who apparently skip over all the red text in the NT where Christ basically says "you don't get to be in charge/judge/avenge anymore" and "you need to learn to love everybody"

minor point: Christianity has no physical punishments, as there is no actual advice on how to govern anything outside family units and church assemblies (oh, and I guess you can whip people who are exploiting the church for profit). Stonings and punishments are stuff for the Old Testament, which Christianity is…

yes, I would watch a talk show hosted by Magnitude

if only he were a middle-aged white guy with no comedic chops

what if that's the cold opener?

the logo appears to have more of an 80's flair to me, but maybe there's a lens effect when it's in motion?

plenty of number 2 in the academy already

Cos Dashit is Crazy, y'all!

because he was AWESOME